I am watching some old clips of the Dean Martin roasts. He said of Frank Sinatra, “He was born an unwanted child. Now he is wanted in five states.”
“He had a very lonely childhood. When he was eight, his father took him aside… and left him there.”
Boy, now those were some good-looking men back then. I think that the men I grew up watching on TV influenced the men that I think are handsome now. I grew up watching Mannix and Hawaii Five’O and I liked Robert Stack and Dean Martin and really handsome men. That is why I do not find the punks they call hunks now attractive. I would not let some of these guys that these idiot girls call “hot” near my barn. This “thug” idiocy is insane. Who the hell would idolize a criminal? Make your own money punk instead of stealing someone else’s.
Anyway, the men I find attractive are handsome, clean-cut men who don’t look like they just carjacked somebody or need a sammich. I think I am very lucky to have met and married the man I did because he is classically handsome in the old-style sense. He has a handsome face and it is a pleasure to see him, smiling or not. Some guys have to smile to make their face attractive and some guys just are. Isn’t it strange how women have to wake up and put foundation on their face, then powder, then color the eyes, lips, cheeks, eyelashes, line the lids, blow dry and curl the hair, put lip gloss on, put heels on, put a flattering outfit on and then double and triple check sometimes to make sure they look good while men just have to wake up to look good? I have found that unfair. I have to use mirrors and smoke and hydraulic equipment sometimes to look good. The hubby wakes up and boom, he’s good. Not fair.
These are some of the handsome babes from yesteryear:
Pierce Brosnan Mike Conners
the brunette from Adam-12
Elvis was so good-looking he deserves three pictures…
Johnny Depp Brad Pitt
Keanu Reeves some ass
Wolfface Nicholson Owen Wilson
lil wayne Snoop Dogg
Seal married a supermodel?
Joel and Benji Madden (was dating Paris Hilton)
John Mayer (dating Jennifer Aniston) Are they twins?
Singer for Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tommy Lee of Pamela Anderson fame
(Do you get any of this?)
Ice – T Ice Cube
Stay away from my house, not just my daughter, please!